Whether they’re being literal or using makeup as a metaphor for life itself, people on Twitter are almost too funny when it comes to beauty commentary.
Leave it to Twitter to have some of the most therapeutic takes on modern beauty themes we’ve ever seen. So we had to celebrate ’em!
We noticed that a lot of other lists out there feature super old tweets. So here are some recent (or currently recirculating) faves of ours that are too good to miss!
1. BRB, gotta go add “relationshit” to my vocab.
My mascara longs laster than people’s relationshits nowadays.
— R.U.H.I (@OyeBiharan) May 25, 2018
2. Eyeliner is the key to inner peace.
Dark, putting on eyeliner: Some people say 'don't make the wings too big', but I like to make the wings so big that one day, hopefully, I'll be able to fly away from all my problems.
— Ego Quotes (@incorrectego) May 22, 2018
3. I mean, at least rub the top layer off with a napkin maybe???
— day-z (@daaisydukess) July 11, 2016
4. Gives “golden locks” a whole new meaning.
Calm down, shampoo commercial. I need my hair clean, not strong enough to escape a witch’s tower imprisonment.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) May 17, 2018
5. Where is the lie, tho.
Before contouring VS After contouring pic.twitter.com/ai53zuhuaM
— Four-eyed Edo boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) May 19, 2018
6. Relatable content (before I read our bronzer guide).
I have never once used bronzer and not looked like I’m playing a street urchin in a local theater production of Oliver!
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 25, 2018
7. A silver lining to this dumpster fire of a year?
I got stressed and bought more sephora products.
If the news keeps up, I'll be a VIB Rouge member in no time.
— Morgan Jerkins (@MorganJerkins) October 12, 2017
8. Between blowdrying and this, my arms are ready for summer.
Applying foundation with a beauty blender is such a good arm workout
— Ricky Dillon (@RickyPDillon) March 25, 2018
9. Kinda jealous of them, ngl.
people who shave their eyebrows fear neither devil nor god
— castien (@manlybunn) May 27, 2018
10. Unrealistic standards are not reserved for beauty alone.
Riddle me this, Batman.
Us ladies watch a YouTube tutorial and learn crazy makeup skills within 20 minutes.
Boys watch like 9 years worth of porn and still don’t understand where the gspot is.
— Innocent Illusion (@DianaG2772) May 24, 2018
11. I’m convinced phone cameras are biased toward makeup.
when u feeling yourself without makeup and try take a selfie but you look like this pic.twitter.com/yaqXRmrQOu
— Makeup and Nails ღ (@NailTutorials) May 24, 2018
12. Now *that* is the full-coverage performance I’m looking for.
what concealer do you use for your lies?
— alyssa worth (@_Alyssa_Worth) May 28, 2018
13. And lastly, a reminder about how children really are our future.
My daughter calls deodorant “armpit makeup”. You’re welcome.
— Stephen Amell (@StephenAmell) May 29, 2018
Do you have any favorite beauty tweets?
Twitter is so the perfect platform to riff and rave about beauty, skincare, makeup, and self-care. Tag us on any that we may have missed… or make some of your own and let us know! Who knows… you may end up in a future favorite beauty tweets list just like this. 😉
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